You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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