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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She brought up feelings... her days are numbered

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(707): View more from California

someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.

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(641): View more from Iowa

I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

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(773): View more from Illinois

in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.

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(315): View more from New York

Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do

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