This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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