So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
