Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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