I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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