Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Enjoy the penises
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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