I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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