ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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