I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I think I am morally bankrupt
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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