I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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