Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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