i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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