apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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