honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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