Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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