why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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