used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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