So drunk its hurt
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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