dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I could fuck to npr.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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