We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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