Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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