Hey man sorry I got all grabby
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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