Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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