i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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