Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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