She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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