I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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