I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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