Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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