So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
