Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I love you.
Bad choice
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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