Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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