I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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