whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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