Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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