My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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