hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Randomize
