it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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