North Korea, Best Korea!
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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