Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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