I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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