The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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