Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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