Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I am available for nakedness
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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