Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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