I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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