I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Randomize
