i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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