we're blogging at a bar
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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