Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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