super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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