She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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