Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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