There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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