I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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