I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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