SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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