I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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